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Conspiracy Theory: Let The Kristen Stewart And Robert Pattinson Break-Up Rumors Begin

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Well lookee here, we're about a month away from the Breaking Dawn – Part 2 DVD release and rumors are already starting to swirl that Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson are breaking-up.

The London Evening Standard reports the following gossip:

A source told The Sun: “She flew to LA and was supposed to be Rob's date for the Golden Globes, but he told her he wants to cool it off. He loves her but would rather go back to being good friends so they can rebuild their trust and focus on work after Twilight…The insider also revealed that Kristen is now planning to move to New York and Robert will continue to live in Los Angeles.

For months now I've raved like a lunatic about Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson being involved in one of the greatest publicity stunts of our time. For about the same number of months I've felt myself getting crazier and crazier about their relationship, almost to the point where I started to agree with people who told me to take it down a notch.

It, of course, being the elaborate conspiracy theory I concocted in my head. While I won't go into details on  it, (because there are details scattered about this very site), Ill refresh you on the basic premise: Kristen Stewart “cheated” on Robert Pattinson with Rupert Sanders as way to build publicity for the premiere of Breaking Dawn: Part 2 as well as to end her fakelationship with Pattinson. There are lots of moving pieces involved in this puzzle and I'll be the first to admit that they don't all fit together. But you have to admit that there's enough going on that you can almost see where I'm coming from. Maybe? Hopefully? I promise, I'm really not this insane in real life — only in blog life.

Just follow me for a few seconds on the path to publicity stunts. We (being me) all agreed that Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart would break-up once their Breaking Dawn promotional duties ended. While I initially thought this would be in December, I forgot about the DVD release — hence why I pushed my break-up date to this spring.

They're starting to leak break-up rumors now for two reasons. One, fans will be relieved to see them together promoting the DVD release in February. Two, when they officially break-up shortly after the DVD release, it won't be a huge Will Arnett/Amy Poehler type deal since everyone saw it coming due to the rumors. It will get a passing mention on gossip blogs since they've been so on and off this entire year. Then they'll go their separate ways and their entire relationship will just be a line in their Wikipedia profiles.

(Photo: DLM Press, PacificCoastNews.com)

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