Kristen Bell And Dax Shepard Are Having A Baby Together, Will Probably Be Named Sloth

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It's fair to say that Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard are one of Hollywood's most underrated couples. Sure, they're no Brangelina or Jessicun or Elliortia, but they're still incredibly cute and sweet together. In fact, they're so cute and so sweet that I'm thrilled to inform you that Kristen Bell is pregnant. Hopefully with Dax Shepard's baby. If it's not his baby…awkward. (But so good for business!)

While this couple's been around since the mid '00s, we never really cared about them until they shared their sloth home videos on Ellen earlier this year. We suddenly went from feeling neutral about the couple to feeling obsessed. When they made Hit and Run together, my ovaries practically burst out of my body. There's nothing more charming than a couple making a movie together. Because even if the movie bombs, they still get to do so many adorable interviews together.

People broke the baby news this morning, but weirdly enough forgot to include a sonogram photo of the fetus. So I suppose it's up to us to guess how the baby will look. I'm picturing a sloth body with Kristen Bell's face. But that's just because this video's forever stuck in my mind.

Congratulations to this couple. I'm already obsessing over their baby in the most unhealthy way possible.

(Photo:  Thomas Janssen, Pacificcoastnews.com)