Scott Commented on Kourtney’s Naked Photo, So I Guess the Revenge Body Worked
Yesterday I provided you with a cornucopia of headlines suggesting that Kourtney Kardashian is trying to show her ex Scott Disick “what he's missing.” Apparently everything remotely sexy that Kourtney does these days, from wearing shorts in the summer to posting a bikini selfie to posing naked for a magazine, is a calculated move to make Scott regret cheating on her and wish he could still tap that. Some have even gone so far as to use the phrase “revenge body.” And what do you know, it appears to have worked.
Earlier this week on Twitter Kourtney shared a photo of herself posing nude for Vanity Fair magazine. Then earlier today Scott posted the photo on his Instagram with the caption, “Now that's 1 hot mama.” Warning, NSFW content and mild confusion below.
Does he know they're broken up? Like, does someone need to tell him? I'm a little worried he never got the memo. I mean, I get that he's the father of her children and that it's nice for couples to be civil to each other after a breakup. It would be one thing for him to be like, “I can pick up the kids from soccer practice.” But it's entirely something else to post a photo of his ex's naked butt and sing its praises.
I hope we don't have another Aaron Carter on our hands. You know what I'm talking about. Not long ago, Aaron Carter would not shut up about wanting Hilary Duff back, to the point that Hilary herself had to be like, “Dude. Chill.” We already had to deal with Justin Bieber waxing poetic about how beautiful Selena Gomez looked at the Met Gala earlier this year. I don't know if I can handle it from Lord Disick too. If only Kourtney could just crawl into a hole and gain 50 pounds of ice cream weight like recently broken-up ladies are supposed to do.