Kanye West Totally Loves Kim Kardashian, But Would Love Her More If She Lost Weight

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Historians will look back at this time and declare it to be the decade where we redefined love. Where we looked at the relationship between Kim Kardashian and Kanye West and thought that's what a relationship should be. A mutually beneficial career plan entangled in a modern love affair, overseen by the almighty Kris Jenner.

Their actions remind us every day that your relationship can be about so much more than just loving the person you're dating. That if you care enough about profiting from living your everyday life, that you can make that happen. That the person you can date can be your lover and your ATM.

So no one will be shocked to hear the news that Kanye West allegedly wants Kim Kardashian to be the face of his new clothing line. And that he expects her to go to on a strict date so she doesn't ruin his brand with her blatant fatness.

Of course this is all according to Ok Magazine who supposedely reported it to MediaTakeout.com, so take it 9 grains of salt.

The mag claims that Kanye “wants [Kim] to be the face of his new clothing line . . . but to do that she has to fit into the clothes.” So Kanye had a brilliant idea. They say he wants her to “get a supermodel body by [consuming only] lemon juice, cayenne pepper and maple syrup.” Kanye apparently got the idea for the diet, from his good friend BEYONCE.

If this doesn't sound like a wedding vow, then you must not be a real romantic. Kanye West loves Kim Kardashian enough to put her on a strict diet so she can promote his clothing line.

Whoever said chivalry's dead clearly never met Kanye West.

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