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Did Kris Humphries’ People Leak This Story About Kim Kardashian’s Porn Star Threesome?

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Kim Kardashian porn star threesome Julian St. Jox Kris Humphries divorceA year after marrying Kris Humphries, Kim Kardashian is finalizing her divorce and probably picking out her next engagement ring with new beau Kanye West. Sure, her fake wedding exposed just how callous and opportunistic she can be, but her behavior wasn't as titillating as stuff she's done in the past. You know, like the sex tape with Ray J that actually made her famous.

Never fear, because RadarOnline and Star magazine have a sexy little tale for you! An adult film star named Julian St. Jox told the tabloid that in September 2001 he had a three-way with 20-year-old Kim and another porn star at a swingers' club in Los Angeles. Fifty Shades of Grey it ain't, but his quotes certainly paint a lurid tale, especially since Kim wasn't yet legal (though I think the age of consent in California is 18) and wasn't yet famous.

“It was around 11:30 p.m. when Kim showed up with a black male. As soon as Kim walked in, everyone was looking. She wasn’t known at the time at all, not like today, but for everyone who frequented these parties, she was interesting because she was a new face.

“She was wearing a tight miniskirt and tank top and designer shoes and bag. From afar she looked gorgeous. She had a great body and seemed bright … [she] something special about her: a je ne sais quoi.”

Here's how you know this story is fake: He said she “seemed bright.” (Rimshot!) Just kidding. Anyway, St. Jox goes on to say that first Kim had sex with a female porn star named Emily Ann, and then he joined in. He reported that Kim “looked like she was enjoying herself very much. She knew what she was doing. She was very responsive to me.”

OK, I'm gonna need to take a shower after writing this, shudder. But why are we hearing about this over a decade later? You'd think that this would've come out along with the Kim Kardashian Superstar sex tape in 2007. That's why I have to think that Kim's people had a hand in setting up this interview… no, scrap that, it was most likely Kris Humphries' camp!

That's it. Not that they need much ammo in court, but Kris' prosecution has already grabbed Kim's sex tape as evidence, and they subpoenaed Kanye via Nordstrom box. By putting out a story about Kim attending a swingers' club, maybe they can try and slut-shame her, or make it seem like she was sleeping around to get famous years before it actually happened.

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