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You Can Now Use a Kim Kardashian Cry Face Emoji, Thanks to Kim Kardashian

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Have you ever been texting someone and thought, “Damn, a Kim Kardashian cry face emoji would be really helpful in conveying what I'm trying to say here”? Well, I'm happy to say that your dreams have now come true. Kim Kardashian announced on Instagram that a new app called KIMOJI is launching today, and it features all the Kardashian-related emojis you could hope for — including that infamous ugly cry.

Check it out below, along with more than twenty other choices you'll get varying levels of use out of. (You didn't think she'd leave out the butt, did you?)

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Just to sum things up, here's a list of all the Kimojis, as interpreted by moi:

  • Painting nails
  • “Lit”
  • Leather jacket with “married” on the back
  • Pregnant Kim
  • Contour
  • Rolls-Royce
  • Three women doing hand stands (possibly twerking)
  • Censored boobies
  • Donut
  • Ass
  • Hairdryer
  • Corset
  • Selfie
  • The Great Wave off Kanagawa
  • “Basic”
  • Red cup
  • Pole dancing
  • Black heart
  • Peaches and cream
  • Sneaker
  • Gummi bears
  • Lipstick
  • Kim cry face
  • Manicured middle finger

Does anybody else feel like Kim just gave up halfway through choosing these? Obviously the cry face and the ass and the selfie and a few others totally fit with the theme. But the donut? Is this the Homer Simpson emoji app? And The Great Wave off Kanagawa? Like, did she just open an Art History book to a random page and say, “Make this an emoji”?

But no matter. I must say I'm actually pretty impressed with Kim for including such self-deprecating choices in the collection. I mean, she's laughing all the way to the bank, so why not also laugh at herself while she's at it? I only wish she'd included a few others, like a champagne glass balanced on an ass or a baby saying “Help me” or Kris Jenner's puffed-up Who from Whoville lips.

Maybe next time.

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