Kris Jenner Confuses The X Factor With A Mall Store, Tries To Exchange Khloe For Another Daughter
In an attempt to get absolutely no gifts from her daughter Khloe Kardashian on Mother's Day 2K13, Kris Jenner apparently tried to exchange her for another sister on The X Factor. Because you know, that's how life works when you're a Kardashian. If one sister doesn't fit, you can try them all on for size. And if none of them fit, there's always Rob Kardashian. Poor, lonely, penis-shrinkin' hey-mom-remember-me-your-son Rob.
According to Radar Online, Kris Jenner could tell Khloe wasn't working out as a host on the show — and rather than talk to her daughter about other possible career options, she allegedly went straight to the show's producers.
“Kris would go to the producers and say Mario was being pushy and insensitive and she’d often confront Mario directly. There was even a very absurd incident when Kris suggested to the producers that they should dump Mario and replace him with one of her other daughters. Kris claimed that the chemistry between Mario and Khloe just didn’t work and that Kim or Kourtney would be a better fit.
While some might accuse her of being an insensitive money-hungry monster with no regard for her daughter's feeling, others might remember that she's a professional momager. And part of being a momager is putting your own needs first. Can you imagine what would happen in the world if all the momagers started taking their kidlients (that's kid clients for you noobs out there) into consideration? It would be a disaster! A complete and unprecedented disaster. It's hard enough for the momager to remember how much of a percentage she gets from her kidlients. Can you even imagine if she had to remember that she's related to her kidlient? How do you spell chaos in Hollywood? P-a-r-e-n-t-a-l (space) c-o-n-c-e-r-n.
Think about it like this. A luxurious life doesn't buy itself — and if Khloe couldn't contribute to the Kris Jenner fund, Khloe's got to go. I'm sure she'll get other jobs. Just as soon as her mother takes her off probation for ruining everything. EVERYTHING!
(Photo: X Factor USA)