Surprise Surprise, Khloe Kardashian Lied About Baking All Those Thanksgiving Pies

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If you saw Khloe Kardashian's Instagram post about all the pies she supposedly baked for Thanksgiving dinner and immediately thought to yourself, “No way in hell she baked those herself,” you would be absolutely correct. She didn't bake them. She bought them and then pretended she baked them, like a character in a '90s sitcom who wants to impress her boyfriend's family. Or like a Kardashian who wanted us to think she was a master baker.

Here's the photo Khloe shared of her dessert spread.

Khloe Kardashian Thanksgiving desserts

(Photo: Instagram)

And here's how she captioned it.

“I am sooooo proud of myself lol can I say that??? I filmed on a tripod, in my kitchen a lot of me baking and prepping for today so I will have that up on my app soon!!! I love testing myself and seeing what I can accomplish and actually make successfully! Now let's pray it tastes as great as they look! This monkey bread is going to be so fucking bomb.”

Interesting that she only mentions the monkey bread being bomb, since that's the only thing she actually filmed herself making and posted on her app like she said she would. She wasn't able to share with us the process of baking those delicious-looking pies, because she wasn't actually involved in that. Instead, TMZ reports that the pies were purchased from Sweet Lady Jane bakery in Los Angeles. Here's the pumpkin one on the bakery's website.

Sweet Lady Jane pumpkin pie

(via Sweet Lady Jane)

Khloe could have covered up her deception a little better if she had removed that distinctive maple leaf, for which bakery owner Jane Lockhart told the New York Daily News she “uses a special one-of-a-kind maple leaf cookie cutter.” Oh, and the cherry pie? It was at the top of Oprah's Favorite Things list this year. So you could say Khloe definitely aimed a little higher than Marie Callender's with her ruse.

TMZ even has a screencap of an Instagram photo Khloe apparently posted showing two of the pies on an oven rack and calling them her “homemade greatness.” That post appears to have been deleted from Khloe's account. As if all of this weren't incriminating enough,a manager at the bakery confirmed to the Daily News that Khloe's assistant paid $94 for the three pies. Getting people to believe for almost two whole weeks that she's a veritable Martha Stewart, on the other hand? Priceless.