Khloe Kardashian Was a Total B-Word to Snooki When They Met, and She Doesn’t Even Remember It

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Snooki Kocktails With Khloe 2016

Khloe Kardashian's talk show Kocktails With Khloe has just been one bombshell after another ever since it premiered last month. She really is the Barbara Walters of our time, don't you think?

First she got Kendall Jenner to prank call Kim Kardashian to say she was pregnant, and Kim responded by talking about how hard her life is. Then during this week's show, she got Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi who, based on the video title, apparently goes by simply Nicole now because she's a mature, grown-up person or something — to talk about the time she and Khloe first met and Khloe was a total B-word to her. And I don't mean buddy.

Khloe says she apparently has no memory of doing or saying anything to hurt Snooki, but Snooki says it totally happened. She explains that Kim invited her over to the Kardashian house, and she was particularly excited to meet Khloe. But Khloe, on the other hand, was decidedly not excited to meet her. When she saw Snooki there, she apparently said, “What the fuck is she doing here? Are you kidding me, Kim?” That's right, Snooki got shafted by her favorite Kardashian. So sad.

Fellow guest RuPaul, meanwhile, is eating it all up with a spoon.

RuPaul Kocktails With Khloe 2016

I think what we have on our hands here is a classic case of Liz Lemon Syndrome. Khloe has no memory of being a mean girl, and she might even think she was the victim of mean girl behavior, but in reality she was a tyrant. And in case you're wondering, yes, I am required to reference a 30 Rock episode at least once a day. It was my New Year's resolution. This year and last year. And the year before that. And every year to come. Deal with it.