Video: Khloe Kardashian Has A Secret Career As A Kitten Show Narrator

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Hey, cuteness junkies! Did you know that Khloe Kardashian has a gig narrating a web show about adorable baby kittens? According to a press release I just found in my inbox, it's true. How random.

As you can see in the video above, “The Litter” tells the gripping story of a group of newborn kittens just beginning to make their way in the world, delivered in SEO-friendly two-minute chunks by a new Youtube channel called The Pet Collective. As kitten show narrators go, Khloe is firmly middle-of-the-road, but she gets extra points for referencing (once again!) the open secret that she and her sisters kind of hate each other. The enemy of my enemy is my friend.

The weirdest thing about this is not that Khloe is narrating a Youtube show about kittens–I think it's well-established by now that Kardashians will say yes to every publicity opportunity they're offered–but that the press release I received makes only a passing mention of her. Could it be that Khloe is trying to get past the burden of that whole “Kardashian thing” to embark on a respectable career as a narrator of short kitten and cat-related documentaries? If so, I suggest she take on a nom de plume a la Frances Bean Cobain‘s artistic alter ego “Fiddle Tim,” so as to be judged on her narration skills alone.