Khloe Kardashian Filed For Divorce 24 Hours Ago, So Let The Dating Rumors Commence

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Khloe Kardashian Women In Entertainment Breakfast December 11 2013 Beverly Hills California

I'm not certain what the official dating waiting period is for normal folks when divorcing, but apparently for the Kardashians (and also my parents – ooh, that's awkward, sorry) it's nonexistent.  At least, that's what the rumors would have us believe when it comes to Khloe Kardashian – rumored to already be hooking up with baseball player Matt Kemp.  Because she's really the only tolerable Kardashian, I'm skeptical.

As everyone knows, Khloe dropped a super secret awesome album while everyone was sleeping yesterday filed for divorce from Lamar Odom yesterday and since that was just a hair over 24 hours ago, the internet is abuzz with rumors that she's now dating Matt Kemp (whose name I don't know as a baseball player, but vaguely recognize as someone who dated Rihanna a few years ago).  Adding fuel to the metaphorical Twitter fire, he posted this pic of the Kardashian Khristmas tree with the caption, “Best time of the year!! It's gonna be a Cali Christmas this year.”

Matt Kemp Kardashian Christmas Tree 12-12-13

Since he's a newcomer to the Kardashian Klan (and only an alleged one at that), we'll forgive him for the severe lack of the letter “K” in his post.  I can't say the same for Kris Jenner though, who no doubt is somehow involved in the orchestration of this new, rebound fakelationship.  According to “sources”, Khloe and Matt have been concert-hopping all over town recently, listening to the sweet soulful sounds of John Legend and Jay-Z.

Regardless of whether these rumors are true, at least Khloe Kardashian has one validating truth to help soothe her broken heart: she was married to her basketball player longer than 72 days.  And also we just like her more.

(Photo: WENN)