Ke$ha Has So Many Sex Buddies, You’re Probably Sitting Next To One Right Now

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While our favorite freakmaster Ke$ha is known for some wacky shit—either by peeing in the streets or having sex with ghosts—it’s her questionable ways that keep people (myself included) intrigued. Her no-fucks-to-give attitude means she isn't ashamed to reveal all her secrets, including the latest tidbit: she has sex buddies all over the world. This certainly explains her permanent sex hair.

When recently asked about her love life, Ke$ha revealed she doesn't really have one since she’s constantly working. The Sun quoted the single songstress saying:

Not at all. Not even a little bit. But I have special friends all over the world in different cities, so that helps. I’ll go out for a drink. I’ll take a bubble bath and drink some wine with a cute boy.

I commend Ke$ha for sharing this information with the world. Why should Ludacris be the only one to have hoes in different area codes? (I’m aware that referencing that song just dated me big time.) Ke$ha has officially ousted the Mayor of Sexville (not sure who that is, probably John Mayer) and taken it global. Get it girl.

Ke$ha already proved to us that she’s a wild animal, and an animal’s got needs and desires. Hers come in the form of heavy metal lovers with beards.

Although Ke$ha has all these special sex friends, she also revealed she has no intention of settling down:

It’s not really in my foreseeable future. All I’m concerned about is going on the most kickass world tour in the world. That’s what I want to do.

Luckily for Ke$ha I transform into Cupid during my free time. Even though she claims she isn't ready for a relationship, I just think she hasn't met the right guy yet. Call me crazy, but I think this guy is perfect: