Kerry Washington Gave Birth Almost Two Weeks Ago And We’re Just Finding Out Now

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Kerry Washington attending Vanity Fair Oscar party March 2014Leave it to Kerry Washington to be able to keep something under wraps for ten times longer than the average celebrity. And in this case, I literally mean ‘under wraps', because according to TMZ, she had her baby! (Get it? Because babies have to be all swaddled up all the time?)

Kerry should really be teaching Celebrity Privacy 101 at this point, because this lady has secret-keeping down to a science. Not only was she able to get married to former San Francisco 49ers cornerback Nnamdi Asomugha without anyone knowing, and to announce her pregnancy in her own time via that belly-baring top at the Golden Globes (even though rumors had been swirling way before that), but she was able to pop a human being out of her body TWELVE WHOLE DAYS AGO without anyone finding out until this very moment.

That's right, everybody! On April 21st, 2014 in Los Angeles, California, Kerry and Nnamdi welcomed a daughter named…

Isabelle Amarachi Asomugha

How adorable is that? I love the juxtaposition of the name Isabelle with the name Amachi. And I also love that Kerry decided we would get to know her name, even though she could've quite obviously kept both the gender and the baby's name under the radar until approximately 2017. Thank you for your faith in us.

(Photo: Brian To / WENN.com)