Kendall And Kylie Jenner Are Hanging Out With Chris Brown Now, Because Of Course They Are

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Well, it was only a matter of time before this happened. Kendall and Kylie Jenner, who have a track record for befriending the worst people you could ever befriend in Hollywood, have been hanging out with none other than Chris Brown. In related news, Kris Jenner is currently on her way to the stage to accept her Mom of the Year Award.

These hangout sessions aren't just tall tales from anonymous sources, either. There's photographic evidence thanks to Instagram photos posted by Trey Songz. Look at them posing up there while Chris makes an absolutely lovely face at the camera with a cigarette dangling out of his mouth. It's a good thing there's no reason I can think of that these two shouldn't be hanging out with him. Oh, except for all the reasons.

There's that whole “beating his girlfriend to a pulp” thing, for starters, which is typically a dealbreaker when I'm choosing who to be friends with. Oh, and then there are all those other assault charges as well as drug use, and also the fact that he thinks taking responsibility for his actions is super duper icky. But even if you ignore all of that, which you obviously shouldn't, he's also a 25-year-old man who shouldn't be hanging out with a couple of teenage girls. Especially when one of them is only 16.

But of course this is Kendall and Kylie Jenner we're talking about, and everyone who's on your list of bad influences is on their list of people they want to be BFFs with. Like Justin Bieber and his entourage, or the Smith kids and the shirtless 20-year-olds they hang out on beds with.

I can just picture how Kris Jenner must have reacted when she saw these photos. Kendall and Kylie are unwinding after a long day of not working, when Kris barges in looking angry. “You two young ladies have a lot of explaining to do!” she shrills. “I just saw these photos of you hanging out with Chris Brown. When was this?” And then Kendall and Kylie talk over each other trying to explain themselves, but Kris just interrupts them and says, “How dare you not invite me! Did you even consider for one second that maybe I would want to do a duck face in a photo next to Chris Brown too? You girls are so thoughtless. Next time you better tell him what a huge fan I am. Ugh, I need to go take a money bath to relax.” End scene.