Kendall Jenner Denies Texting During VMAs Ferguson Tribute, So I Guess That Video Lied

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Remember that time when Kendall Jenner was caught texting during the Ferguson tribute on the Video Music Awards this past weekend? Well she's saying that didn't happen, so I guess videotape has become sentient and is now able to lie! This is a very troubling development.

No but seriously, how dumb do you think we are Kendall Jenner? (I know she's trying to drop her last name for her modeling career, so you better believe I'm gonna be using the full damn thing for this entire post.) We all saw the screenshot of you, Kim Kardashian, and Kylie Jenner with your phones out, happily texting away during the moment of silence that Common asked for. So given that our eyeholes have gazed upon that, I can't wait to hear what your excuse is for your behavior. Here's what Kendall Jenner told Huffpost Entertainment. This better be good.

“I just specifically remember not texting and bowing my head down for the moment of silence and that's all I have to say about that.”

Really? Really Kendall Jenner? The excuse “I don't remember doing that” took you five full days to come up with? In fairness, I guess releasing a statement must be a lot harder when you can't officially read, because I remember it also took you a while to respond to that waitress' claims that you tried to walk out on a check without paying.

Kim Kardashian, Kendall Jenner, and Kylie Jenner texting during VMAs' Ferguson tribute 2014

I mean come on girl, THERE IS A PHONE VISIBLE IN YOUR HAND. you couldn't even come up with the old, tired ‘camera delay' excuse? People are essentially making that for you, and you still couldn't get there. For shame, Kendall Jenner, for shame.