Kendall Jenner’s Video for Love Magazine’s Advent Calendar Is the Weirdest Thing You’ll Watch Today

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Happy December 1st! If you're already sick and tired of all things Christmas, I've got some bad news for you — it's only going to get worse from here. Every day until December 25th, and even a few days after that, it's going to be nothing but Christmas music and twinkly lights and Fox News anchors getting outraged about things. Oh, and also Love magazine's advent calendar. You know Love magazine, right? Their title refers to how much they loooove the Kardashians. Or at least I assume it does based on how often they feature them.

Last year's calendar featured a new video each day, usually of a model or a celebrity (if Kris Jenner and Lindsay Lohan count as celebrities) dancing around to seasonal music while wearing reindeer antlers or Santa hats or something. It was mostly an excuse to post videos of women in skimpy outfits, but at least they tried to make it about Christmas. This year's calendar looks to be going as far from Christmas as is humanly possible, if Kendall Jenner's video for the first day is anything to go by. I'd really like it if you guys could watch it and then explain to me what the hell just happened, because I don't get it.

Long story short, the video features Kendall in a sexy shark outfit (yes, apparently those exist) sneaking into someone's house while the Jaws theme plays. Whose house could it be? Well, as it turns out, it's Kendall's house. Or at least wherever Kendall chooses to take showers while wearing a bikini. Shark Kendall proceeds to scare Shower Kendall. If only Shower Kendall were a little better at actually acting scared. She mostly just makes a Taylor Swift surprise face and then laughs through the rest of the video. Merry Christmas, I guess.