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Kendall Jenner Shows Off Her Nipples On Instagram, Which Makes Me Feel All Kinds Of Ugh Inside

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Kendall Jenner model pose

In a move that we all (sadly) saw coming, Kendall Jenner just shared a "modeling" photo on her Instagram account that happens to reveal her nipples. While the girl-not-yet-a-woman is legally allowed to share naked photos with us, it still shocks us that she did it so fast. For those of you who don't have celebrity birthdays tattooed on your brain, she just turned 18  a little over two weeks ago. As in 16 days ago, this photo would've been illegal for Kendall Jenner to share and illegal for gross dirty pervs on the internet to pass around. Hashtag UGH.

And sure, being a spawn of Kris Jenner destined her to get naked for money at some point in her career. But couldn't she have waited a little bit longer. Like until she was at least 18 and one month old? It just seems like she's fast tracking something that doesn't even need to be tracked. Our leading in-house nipslipologist says that taking off your bra at 18 makes it almost inevitable that you'll be making a sex tape by 19 — with a "tasteful" Playboy spread sandwiched somewhere in between. Okay, fine, maybe I'm getting ahead of myself. Maybe this is just an artistic photo and I'm being a prude. Or maybe I'm suddenly getting the urge to adopt Kylie Jenner and save her from her own family. It's not too late for her… I mean one more date with Jaden Smith and it will be…but for now, there's still time.

(Photo: Instagram)