Kendall Jenner Prank Calls Kim Kardashian To Say She’s Pregnant, Kim Reacts By Talking About Herself
Last night was the premiere of Khloe Kardashian’s new talk show Kocktails with Khloe. One of the guests was her sister Kendall Jenner, who took the opportunity to prank call Kim Kardashian with a fake pregnancy announcement. Kim responded like Kim responds to pretty much everything in the universe — by talking about herself.
Kendall says she called Kim for support, and this is what Kim says:
“I don’t even know, like I’m not the one to talk to, because I have like the worst experience, and I’m so fresh off of like the worst birthing experience. I mean, today is not the day, because I literally would be a bit more negative because I’m on like one hour of sleep because North was up all night and I was feeding him every two seconds. Literally my day has been like so crazy, and I’ve had like no sleep and I want to like die. It’s so hard.”
That’s right, Kim Kardashian mommyjacked Kendall Jenner’s fake pregnancy announcement. She rambles on for so long that Kendall actually takes the phone away from her ear at one point.
Also please note that Kim seems to have gotten her kids confused, since North is not a him and I’m pretty sure the one she was feeding all night was her newborn son Saint. But who has time to remember stuff like that when you’re like soooo tired?
When she’s done complaining, Kim thinks she hears Kendall crying and offers to come over… so Kendall can babysit her kids. Then Khloe has to get on the line to interrupt her and be like, “Umm, shut up for a minute.”
Considering how every day in these women’s lives seems to be like a middle school sleepover, and Kendall never said “Bible,” I’m pretty confident Kim knew this was a fake announcement. Did she make some kind of deal with Khloe to be able to kvetch on the air under the guise of a prank? Can I get in on that?