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The 11 Perviest Tweets From People Who Are Super Excited That Kendall Jenner Is Legal

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Happy 18th birthday to Kendall Jenner! We know she's 18 because TMZ made sure to start that super helpful and also super appropriate countdown to her birthday last month, just like today they made sure to post an article with the headline, “Kendall Jenner — I Can Do Porn.” As expected, Kendall's birthday prompted plenty of sweet tweets from her fans wishing her an absolutely splendid day. It also prompted plenty of people to express their excitement over the fact that it's now legal for them to have sex with her. These tweets ranged from “wink wink, nudge nudge” style references to her sister Kim Kardashian's sex tape to very candid confessions about wanting to partake in all the sex with her. I combed through a lot of these tweets and chose a few of the perviest in the bunch for your reading pleasure and/or horror. Enjoy.

That's right, everybody. After years of stalking her Twitter feed every hour on the hour, it's finally okay to click that follow button. What resilience.

Similar sentiment here. As this guy explains, it's still creepy, just not as creepy.

This single tweet accounts for a few thousand pervs based on all the retweets it got.

Yes, I'm sure her first order of business as an 18-year-old will be to hook up with a stranger propositioning her through social media.

THANK YOU FOR SHARING THAT INFORMATION WITH US EVEN THOUGH IT WAS TOTALLY UNNECESSARY. THAT IS ALL.

Finally someone puts it in terms we can all understand.

I like to think this guy is just sitting around his house waiting for Kendall to show up.

Wow. Dream big, buddy.

Thanks for sharing your very creative and original thought.

Why? What would you do with the time off? Never mind, I don't want to know.

Yeah Kendall, WHAT'S TAKING YOU SO LONG?!

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