Kelly Cutrone’s Guide To Life

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Kell On Earth, the new reality show featuring fashion PR maven Kelly Cutrone starts next week on Bravo! The press machine has been kicked into high gear to prepare for her arrival. Not only does she have a new show, her book If You Have to Cry, Go Outside: And Other Things Your Mother Never Told YouKelly Cutrone s Guide To Life ir t oneshabro 20 amp l as2 amp o 1 amp a 0061930938, will be released next week. I totally plan on buying it to review for you, but for now, The Wall Street Journal (not a typo) has posted a few highlights, and now I’ll pass them on to you!

On the dress code at People’s Revolution, Kelly’s PR agency:

“no wife beaters, no cleavage, no belly buttons, no muffin-top, no stilettos or heels over three inches…no gold lamé” — and last but not least “no cross dressing.” (p. 156)

On the efficiency of fashion show producers:

“If we went about saving the world like we go about producing fashion shows, well, let’s just say New Orleans after Katrina would’ve been f—–g sorted.” (Pg. 83)

On moving up in the world:

“The more successful you become, and the higher your rank, the more often you have to assume the hunter’s role…The animal kingdom is ruthless, and when threatened, a female wolf will attack. She’s not going to say, ‘Oh, I’m spiritual, come on in! Do you want to sleep with my mate? Do you want to steal my babies?’ She will howl and fight to the f—–g end.” (Pg. 157)

Doesn’t that make you want to go out and kick some ass? Here’s a video preview of the show, explaining what Kelly does at People’s Revolution and introducing her daughter Ava.