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Keira Knightley Forgets To Wear Shirt, Accidentally Exposes Front Boob On Cover Of Allure

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So this is kinda awkward. Keira Knightley did an interview with Allure magazine where it appears she forgot to wear a shirt. For everyone out there who will claim this is a purposeful decision, think about it. How often do you put on a jacket without first putting on a shirt? Probably never. That would make no sense. Can you even imagine leaving your house with a jacket, but no shirt. Preposterous!

Therefore we can conclude that this isn't some kind of coy pose where she exposes her boobs, without actually exposing them. I do believe it's safe to say she forgot to put on a shirt. Maybe she had a late night the day before and was running late and knew she forgot something, but assumed it was something trivial. Like leaving her straightener on.

Then she showed up for the photoshoot and  it was one of those situations where no one knew her that well, so no one wanted to call her out and embarrass her.

It's the same thing as when a co-worker has something in her teeth and you're like, “ooo I should tell her, but I don't really know her. She'll surely figure it out, at some point.” Then days later you see photos of her tagged on Facebook with a piece of spinach sandwiched between her teeth because everyone who saw her thought someone else would tell her. It's just like that.

Now, because no one wanted to bring up the elephant in the room, she's standing on the cover topless for all the world to see. Yesterday we didn't know exactly what the bottom right of her left boob looked like, now we do. Ugh, if only a photographer or an editor or even an intern would have spoken up, we wouldn't be here starring at her boobs.

And the top of her crotch. Looks like she forgot to button her pants as well. Poor Keira.