The Keeping Up With The Kardashians Season 8 Trailer Is Here, And We’re All To Blame

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Keeping Up With the Kardashians season 8 trailer 2013

It's finally here, everybody! The teaser trailer for season 8 of Keeping Up With the Kardashians on E! is out. That's right. We've allowed this to go on for eight whole seasons, not to mention all those spin-offs where various Kardashian sisters take our beautiful cities like Miami and New York right from under our noses and refuse to give them back. I'm to blame. You're to blame. We're all to blame. Just like we all scream for ice cream, we're all at fault for allowing season 8 of Keeping Up With the Kardashians to exist. And OMG you guys, I'm so excited for this season to start!

The trailer promises that this season we'll get to learn about all the things we already knew about months ago. Just like Kourtney and Kim Take Miami saved the biggest revelation for their final episode last night (Kim Kardashian is pregnant, y'all?!), Keeping Up With the Kardashians will shock us with their own confessions. Like what, you ask?

Well, like Rob Kardashian's pregnancy cravings. Lamar explains, “I went in his room, and I saw Pop Tarts everywhere.” Is that like… not normal? I have some cleaning up to do before my guests arrive later, I guess.

There's also the repeated revelation that Kim Kardashian is having a baby. Or, as Kris Jenner screeches in this trailer, “We're having a baby!” That's funny. I didn't know a whole family could be pregnant with the same fetus. We also finally get a glimpse at Kim's baby bump, which (surprise, surprise) she already shared a photo of on Instagram this weekend.

Kim Kardashian baby bump Instagram 2013

And then of course there's that pregnancy scare Kim experienced last month, which will be explained this season. And did you know that Kim is having the baby with one guy while she's legally married to another guy? Crazy!

I'm starting to think Keeping Up With the Kardashians is just an experiment being conducted by psychologists trying to prove that people will still watch something even if they know exactly what is going to happen. I'm pretty sure Titanic was part of the same study.

Of course, this season will also shed light on some things we didn't know about, like everything to do with Scott Disick's penis. I think we can all agree Jon Hamm's package kind of stole Scott's thunder there. And then of course we have the arrival of Bruce's son Brody Jenner as a series regular. Wait a minute… if Brody was just an actor on The Hills, how is he real enough to star on the most authentic reality show ever made? Something fishy is going on here.

Watch the video below and feel ashamed of yourself for allowing it, slash get super pumped to watch the premiere on June 2 at 9/8c.