9 Dumb Katy Perry Quotes That Prove She’s Right About Having Left School Too Early

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Here's a thing that I didn't know before today: Katy Perry dropped out of school in her freshman year of high school and now regrets doing so. And not to be a total jerk, but that sentence right there explains to me so many things. Because homegirl is not smart. But, just like we can't expect flawless reading skills from a person who only attends school for a few hours a day, we can't exactly expect stone-cold genius from a person who stopped going to school altogether.

According to an interview that Katy did with Yahoo!, she wishes that she'd spent more QT in the classroom when she was younger.

“I'm kind of bummed at this stage that I didn't have a great education because I could really use that these days.”

That is indeed correct, Katy. Being smarter overall is one of the ways that you could avoid being made fun of by everyone each time that you open your mouth.

Katy continues, citing her parents' constant moving as the reason that she missed a lot of school before she had even formally dropped out.

“I was being pulled out of school even in the middle of school and sometimes being home-schooled. Sometimes we were sent to these really half-Christian, half-education, I-don't-know-what-they-were schools.”

That sucks big time, no snark intended. And although Katy says that she's “learned to educate [herself] at this stage” and is “still very thirsty for information,” it's pretttty clear by the inane quotes that she's always giving that she's 100% correct about having left school too early. I hope that she knows that it's never too late to go back and learn some stuff.