Prince Harry Should Release His Sex Tape Now To Distract From The New Naked Kate Middleton Photos

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[Update: Se og Hør denies publishing new nude photos of Kate Middleton bottomless. Editor-in-chief  Kim Henningsen tells CNN that rumors about publishing new photos are untrue. ]

Despite the fact that the British royal family threatened to destroy everyone involved in the topless photos of Kate Middleton getting published in The Closer, Danish tabloid Se og Hør allegedly published more photos of her from that very same vacation. And this time she's supposedly bottomless. As in not wearing bikini bottoms or underwear. Not like, literally bottomless. But can you imagine if the photos reveled her to literally have no bottom half! That would be scandalous and that would be worth getting sued by the queen. And maybe it's just me, but I find the word “bottomless” in reference to underwear-less so unappealing. I would never say to someone, “take your bikini off! Get bottomless!” But I still haven't read Fifty Shades of Grey, so what do I know about sexual appeal anyway. As always, Huffington Post is on the front lines of this breaking nudity scandal.

But even though Closer got an official injunction, other European tabloids like Chiwent ahead and published the photos. One of them, the Danish magazine Se og Hør,ran a series this week that promised photos of Kate Middleton completely nude — not just topless. The grainy photos, which appear to have just made their way to the Internet on Friday, would seem to be more scandalous than the first; the mag claims they show the duchess not just topless, but sans her bikini bottoms as well.

Rather than publishing these new alleged photos on our very respectable website, I'd like to take a moment to appeal to Prince Harry. Do the right thing for your beloved (and possibly pregnant) sister-in-law. Release the alleged Las Vegas sex tapes from night of mayhem and get the press excited about that instead. Speaking on behalf of global media, I'd rather look at Prince Harry willingly being filmed bottomless than Kate Middleton getting caught bottomless off guard and while on vacation. (Photo: Optic Photos, PacificCoastNews.com)