Deadmau5 Cheated On Kat Von D, So At Least We Know She Has A Type

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Deadmau5 Cheated On Kat Von D  So At Least We Know She Has A Type Kat Von D and Deadmau5 attending the Grammy Awards February 2013 jpgI want everyone to hold onto their tattoo sleeves, because I’ve just gotten word from the big blue Twitter bird in the sky that Kat Von D and Deadmau5 have broken up. I KNOW. I know, you guys. They started dating in September of 2012, then broke up in November 2012, and then in December 2012, he proposed and she said yes. You know, as you do. I assume they’d been on since December until they broke up just now, but I can’t even find proof that these two were back together when Deadmau5 proposed, so it’s anyone’s game in this fiasco. After however many blissful months of dating, she posted this tweet yesterday, which is the Twitter equivalent of walking into a room and sighing.

I’m not gonna ask you what’s wrong, girl, so you better be prepared to tell me. If you want to tell me what happened, you go right ahead, but I have better things to do than play ‘guess the drama’ with you on social media. Luckily, she followed it up with this one:

First of all, congratulations on your super angsty AIM away message, bro. But at least it’s not a song lyric, so we can actually tell what happened…and it sounds like what happened is, Deadmau5 cheated on her. But while we’re on the topic, do you honestly mean to tell me that when someone proposes to you via Twitter — like literally ASKS FOR YOUR HAND IN MARRIAGE IN 140 CHARACTERS OR LESS — that doesn’t make it forever? Even when he gets you a ring with black diamonds and skulls on it? Even then, Santa Claus? You’re crushing a lot of dreams today.

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At least we know Kat Von D has a type, though! She may not have a last name, but she does have a type; what a relief. This is the second guy in a row that she’s started dating, gotten engaged to right away, and then been cheated on by, so maybe it’s time for someone to take her aside. You know, sit down with her, maybe say something along the lines of, “Hey girl, you know that really great feeling you get when you first start dating someone and everything’s going great and you want to spend all your time with them? Yeah, that’s just lust and pheromones, you gotta power through that to the reality on the other side, where the lights are on and you can actually see what you’re getting into. You’re welcome.”

Here’s what Deadmau5 has to say about the whole thing, in case you’re inclined to trust the word of a man with a number in his name. He posted the following on his Facebook:

All i am saying on the matter:

Kat and I split in November and I moved back home to Toronto. During this time, while we were broken up, I did have relations with another woman. Following that, Kat and I reconciled and I acknowledged being intimate with another person while we were estranged.

We did move past those issues and I proposed to Kat in mid- December. At the end of June, it was clear that the relationship was not working and we mutually ended the engagement. I was not, at any point, unfaithful to Kat during our time together.

I don’t wish to go tit for tat with these kinds of pronouncements and don’t expect to comment further, but I do believe that those who have expressed concern deserve a more complete understanding of what transpired.

Alright guys, whatever. Give it a couple months and you’ll be asking her to have a baby on Instagram.

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