Here’s The Video Of Kanye’s Small Tasteful Stadium Proposal To Kim Kardashian

By  | 

Kanye West proposing to Kim Kardashian October 2013This is a truly shocking turn of events, since Kanye West‘s proposal to Kim Kardashian was famously so small and private and Kanye booked out a literal stadium specifically for the occasion, but somehow video has made it to the internet. I know. I'm as surprised as you are, given this couple's dislike of anything resembling notoriety, but here we are.

Just when we were worried we'd never get to glimpse the hand-off of that $8 million diamond ring that we're really hoping Kanye kept the receipt for, or the moment that the entire Kardashian clan traipsed onto the field in all their finery, this video appeared on the internet and eased all our fears. It documents everything from the fireworks to the violins to ‘PLEEESE MARRY MEEEE' being on the scoreboard to the champagne toasts afterward. It is truly glorious, but I have to admit that I do have one bone to pick with it….

I'm sorry, but Kim, you were not surprised by this proposal. If someone takes you to the middle of an empty stadium in San Francisco with an effing string orchestra playing the instrumental version of pop songs about people falling in love, including hits from your boyfriend's own canon, YOU KNOW WHAT IS GOING ON. Before dude even went down on one knee, you knew what this was about. You harbored this man's baby inside you and you were flown here blindfolded on a private jet ON YOUR BIRTHDAY, so you do not get to put your hands up to your mouth like you're so surprised when this turns out to be a proposal.

What did you think was gonna happen today, Kimberly? Did you think that you and Yeezy were gonna play a round of one-on-one baseball? Is that why you wore heels and a short skirt? I see right through you, Miss, and you're gonna have to put on a much better show for me when it comes time to re-shoot this moment for Keeping Up With The Kardashians.