Justin Timberlake And Mila Kunis Issue Official Denial That JT Sent Her His Dick In A Pic

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Justin Timberlake And Mila Kunis Issue Official Denial That JT Sent Her His Dick In A Pic justinmila jpgLike we told you the other day, Justin Timberlake denies having ever sent Mila Kunis a picture of his peen, despite a shady celebrity phone hacking ring’s claims to the contrary. Now, in addition to having “a source close to him” tell TMZ that it’s all lies, Timberlake and Kunis have gone a step further and issued an official joint statement through their respective PR reps. It is formal, and also tries to be funny.

Via People:

At no time did Mr. Timberlake and Ms. Kunis exchange inappropriate texts or emails. The insistence that there is any inappropriate correspondence between the two parties is entirely false. We would like to confirm that the photo addressed in the media of Ms. Kunis was in fact not from any phone but from an inactive email account that has not existed in three years. In regards to the other photos in question, they were never exchanged between the two parties…In closing, Mr. Timberlake would like us to make it clear that while he might write songs about putting things in boxes, he never has and definitely doesn’t make a habit of taking any photos of them and sending them…Ms. Kunis would like us to add that while she is a fan of the song, she does not have nor has ever had photos of any male parts in her possession.

That last part is taking it a bit farther than it needs to be, no? I mean, just because “Ms. Kunis” doesn’t have photos of Justin’s timber (sorry) doesn’t mean she never gets her porn on, especially considering she’s one of those lad mag-friendly babes who likes to refer to herself as “a gay man trapped in a woman’s body.” (Sigh.) And what would be so “inappropriate” about Mila and Justin having a bit of adult fun together, anyway? Last I checked, they were both single, attractive, famous, and working together to promote Friends With Strings Attached…really, it would be more inappropriate for them not to hook up.

Regardless, I enjoy the fact that the press release referenced “Dick In A Box,” because that’s a wonderful music video, and thinking about it makes me happy. I also haven’t given up yet on seeing the alleged pics of Justin being all hot and naked and goofy, because they sound wonderful. Come on hackers, pics or it didn’t happen. I WANT TO BELIEVE.