Justin Bieber Fans Swear That Teat-Suckling Picture Is Photoshopped, I Wish I Beliebed Them (NSFW)

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You know how I know life isn't fair? Because I accidentally saw that photo of Justin Bieber gumming a teat with his pal Khalil Sharief this weekend, and now I can't get it out of my brain. And then just to add insult to injury, I had to STUDY IT LIKE IT WAS A TEXTBOOK once his fans started crying Photoshop. It's not been the best few days for my eyeballs, let's just leave it at that.

Just so you're not nervously scrolling down expecting to encounter said photo suddenly, please don't worry. I'm not gonna inflict it on you until a blurred out picture on the very very bottom, although the original is readily available here in case you're a masochist. Basically it's just your average photo of a topless stripper lifting up her breasts in order that they might be more accessible to a boy and his friend…both of whom have nips in their mouths. That's all you need to know about it, and still it's too much. (I won't add that while Khalil looked like he was trying to get romantic with said nip, Justin was literally pulling at and suckling on it like it was a mother's teat. I won't tell you that part.)

But anyway. Somehow Justin still has a fan base, after everything, and they are coming out strongly in support for them the only way they can…by claiming that the photo is fake. Although who would care enough to Photoshop a nip into a mouth is beyond me.


There have also been people saying his neck looks too long, he's missing a birthmark, and “OMFGOMG Justin would never do that go kill yourself.” Great points all around.