Justin Bieber And Selena Gomez Spotted Segwaying Together, Because Sure

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Selena Gomez Justin Bieber Segway January 2014

Just when you thought we left love alone and crying outside a dive bar somewhere back in 2013, it pops up again. Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez — known among the media elite and select members of the British royal family as Jelena — got spotted hanging out yesterday. And by hanging out, I do mean riding around on Segways in Justin's Calabasas neighborhood.

I hope you didn't think I meant hanging out in the way that normals hang out, siting on a couch, binge watching bad TV and dipping assorted food items in hummus. Because that would be crazy. If you learn one thing about celebrities today, learn this: they don't hang out like we hang out.

Celebrity 1: Hey, I'm bored, do you want to hang out today?

Celebrity 2: Oh yeah, what are your thoughts on testing out my new private plane. Maybe take it somewhere cool, like Bali or something. Then we can grab a bite when we land. Also, I've been meaning to introduce you to my new pet giraffe, Jacob. He's actually a surprisingly good DJ, mind if he joins? OMG, almost forgot to remind you to pack your Segway! Can you imagine if we got to Bali and had to use our feet? Ugh times ten!

While there was a time in our Hollywood history when people (born after 1998) thought Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez would last forever and ever, that was ages ago. The two haven't been spotted publicly hanging out together for several months now. To be perfectly honest with you, I'd written them off as another Britney Spears and Justin Timberlake — two pretty young things destined to marry someone who can't even come close to competing for the spotlight.

But I suppose that retiring for approximately 7 hours gave Justin Bieber some perspective on what matters in life — and that's spending time with people who appreciate a good Segway ride through a residential neighborhood. Not necessarily next to each other, but close enough that you can be photographed in the same shot. (But not close enough that your bodyguard will ever have to make a tough decision about which celeb to protect.)

So I'll leave you with that thought as well as the thoughts of his neighbor/fellow-Belieber, Nick Sanitsky: