Justin Bieber Is Driving Selena And Taylor Apart — Is Nothing Sacred?!?

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Taylor Swift and Selena Gomez January 2010Justin Bieber, you old scallywag. Is nothing safe from your douchebaggerous advances? You've already come between me and my love for YouTube, harem pants, and leopard-printed cars, must you destroy the friendship between Selena Gomez and Taylor Swift as well? HAVE YOU NO HONOR?

Sorry I was gone for a second there, I decided to do some quick research, and I found out that my question was silly — it's already been firmly established that Biebs has no honor, and was put in writing (albeit by me), when he emptied his floppy pants noodle into a bucket intended for mopping, not for the storage of urines. So at least we got all that cleared up, and now I'm more disappointed than I am surprised or angry. I should've known better than to leave these three alone together and give J-Biebs an opportunity to drive a wedge between them. This is my fault, but you've let me down, Justin. (Did I do it? Am I old enough yet for those parenting guilt-trips to work??)

I guess I'll keep working on my parenting tactics, but anyway, here's what a source had to say to Us Weekly about how the…Selaylor friendship (sure) has been suffering with this whole on-and-off thing that Jelena just can't quit.

"Taylor hates him. She thinks Selena makes a mistake every time she reconciles with him. Bieber has really come between the girls."


JUSTIN YOU'RE TEARING US APAAAAAARRRRRT. Apparently he feels kind of the same way about Taylor, though, because she's supposedly always telling Selena that she can do better. Because duh, she absolutely can. I think we can all agree it's completely baffling that these two keep getting back together. What does she see in him? And why doesn't she see it in Tayyyylorrrrr?
Just keep sticking your tongue out at him at award shows, Tay-Tay. It's your best hope for gaining back my and the public's empathy.

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