Justin Bieber Is Gexwy, Gexwy Is Justin Bieber…INCEPTION!

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Well turns out all the pundits following this “Gexwy blackmails Justin Bieber” story turned out out to be right. The only thing that went down at #noon was the release of the “Beauty and a Beat” music video with Nicki Minaj.

Exactly 24 hours ago I sat curled up under my desk in fetal position, trying to come to terms with the fact that some cold heartless thief stole Justin Bieber's computer and phone and would release all kinds of sordid information. From sex tapes to naked photos to his web search history on glue-on facial hair, I worried that this personal footage leak could destroy him, nay WOULD destroy him.

I had nothing to beliebe in anymore.

But now, we find out that Justin Bieber and his management team concocted this brilliant scheme to get everyone pumped up for the release of “Beauty and a Beat.” And don't get me wrong, I love a good music video like I love a good fax machine, but really Bieber?


There was no thievery, there was no personal footage, and worst of all, there was no Gexwy. WHAT WILL I BE FOR HALLOWEEN NOW? I just went out and bought this sexy Gexwy costume last night.


Ugh, the humanity!

Now I guess you can watch the video that launched a million #noon tweets.