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NonBelieber Exhibit C: Justin Bieber Loves Chris Brown, Groped An Underage Fan’s Boob

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Justin Bieber performing during the 'Believe Tour'

Justin Bieber‘s career has been on the decline for quite some time now. And his latest interview with Billboard Magazine both demonstrates why, and reveals he is in complete and utter denial about it. Also, he groped a teenage girl's breast. Oh dear.

Here is something you shouldn't like about Justin Bieber: he is totally in love with Chris Brown. (“No homo,” as I bet Justin would say.) Yes, the same Chris Brown who almost beat a woman to death with his bare hands and then acted like anyone who didn't forgive him quickly enough was just a sad jealous hater who was being way unfair. But he makes good music, so that's what people should focus on!

Is there anyone that you're pulling for that night?
Chris Brown. I'm a fan. His music is really good. That's what they should focus on: the music.

I hear Charles Manson was excellent at needlepoint, so that's what we should focus on about him.

The biebs is also in trouble for groping an underage fan's boob in a picture, which, not coincidentally, is now said girl's Twitter avatar:

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Gossip Cop blames it on camera angles, but you can totally see him cupping her boob and bunching up her shirt in the process. The girl denies it happened, though, so he is totally in the clear. Swag!

Despite all the evidence to the contrary, Justin Bieber thinks he's going to stop being famous when he decides to stop being famous:

Do you ever think of a day when perhaps you won't be “hot right now”?
Yeah, of course. I don't think that I'm going to be boiling hot for the rest of my career. I think that, if I'm not on top. it would be because I didn't want to be. It would be a time when I wanted to take a break and do movies or take a break and raise a family. When I'm doing music and I'm really focused, I'm not going to not be where I am.

“BRB, raising a family.” Do you think he's a little confused about how long that takes?¬†Luckily for him, though, he should have all the time in the world pretty soon, as his star is falling faster than his hand fell upon that teenage boob meat.

(Via Billboard)

Photos: WENN, Twitter

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