Justin Bieber Calls A Fan A Beached Whale, Deserves Credit For Continuing To Set The Bar Lower

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In a continued effort to make sure that he gets the top spot in every single “Worst Celebrities of 2013” list, Justin Bieber allegedly called a fan fat while hanging out by the hotel pool in Australia. No I'm sorry, I don't know why I'm sugar coating this for you guys. He called her a beached whale. And not just under his breath while passing by her. Nope, he made sure to stop, single her out and make sure she knew what he thought of her. Why? Stop asking stupid questions you old nincompoop. HE WANTED TO!

“One girl who was gorgeous looking, with long dark hair and would have been about a size 14. Justin looked over at her and said ‘What are you, Hawaiian or something?' She said ‘No, I'm not'. Then he said ‘You look like a beached whale' … The girl said ‘Are you serious' and he said ‘You should go on The Biggest Loser.' … The whole pool deck heard him call this beautiful young girl a beached whale. Everyone heard. And there was silence. It was almost like his security were used to it.”

In his defense, his tutor apparently just got to the animals unit in his lesson plan. So it stands to reason that he was just trying out some of the new vocabulary he learned.

“This is a dog Justin. What noise does a dog make?”


“No Justin, that's a duck…okay, don't be discouraged…you're right, I suppose some dogs might say quack…”

It also stands to reason that he fancies himself to be so powerful that he honestly believes that making fun of his own fans won't hurt him. Which is balderdash because duh. It's not people like me who are out there buying his music and going to his shows and explaining away his bad behavior. It's his fans. How he thinks he's going to continue to have a successful career without their support confuses me.

But I guess I got ahead of myself when I used the words “he” and “thinks” right next to each other. Based on this reported conversation, it seems unlikely that he's ever thought anything through. Or anything in general. In fact, I have a feeling that if you looked inside that big old head of his you would just see an overgrown toddler throwing a temper tantrum, occasionally pausing to whip off his diaper and fling it around.

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