Justin Bieber And Selena Gomez Had A Sleepover This Week, Possibly Played Truth Or Dare

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CANCEL THE TRIP TO JONESTOWN! Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez are back together. Yes, a week after the couple destroyed our lives by breaking up, they apparently reunited for a sleepover at Selena Gomez's house on Wednesday night. Followed (yes, followed) by a stay at the Four Seasons Hotel in Beverly Hills. Because the only thing better than post-break-up sex is post-break-up sex in a fancy hotel. (Or so I read in The Babysitter's Club years years ago.)

TMZ has learned … Bieber had a driver take him to LAX Wednesday night, where they picked up Selena … and rolled over to her home. We're told Bieber spent the night at SG's place. The next morning, the two hitched a ride to the Four Seasons Hotel in Beverly Hills … but entered the building at separate times, presumably so no one would snap a shot of them together.

While we'll never really know what happened at this sleepover, let me be the first to guess that they didn't do much sleeping. I'm sure it started out innocently enough with a “Best of the Worst Melissa Joan Hart” movie marathon. That probably followed with an ice cream sundae making contest — which we all know usually leads to a frantic game of Just the Tips.

Anyone else getting sick and tired of celebrities playing games with our hearts? Don't they understand that getting over couples takes us weeks and weeks of shock therapy and Celine Dion sing-a-longs? It's simply not fair to toy with our hearts by publicly breaking up and then publicly sneaking around town together.

I'm about ready to petition for Hollywood to secede from this country. It's just getting too emotionally devastating to deal with these on-again-off-again relationships. If I wanted to have my heart ripped to shreds every other day, I'd just watch the last 20 minutes Cruel Intentions on repeat.

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