In Honor Of Jon Hamm’s Birthday, Here Are Just A Few Reasons Why We Want To Have Sex With Him

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Today is Jon Hamm‘s 42nd birthday and also marks exactly one month until Mad Men returns to our television sets and Don Draper returns to his rightful place in my loins.  Jon Hamm is wonderful for so many reasons they go beyond the insanely sexy misogynist he plays on television.

I don't think I'm alone when I say that having the sexy time with him ranks pretty high on my list of Life Achievements That Will Never Happen But Are Fun To Pretend Are Real.  He's got looks that put every romance novel cover star to shame (sorry, Fabio) but also a real personality, so basically he can go ahead and rip my bodice anytime.  He's been with the same woman for over a decade.  He's just as good at playing a complex dickhead as he is at being completely, adorably silly in an SNL sketch. Oh, also? He's real-life friends with Tina Fey, Amy Poehler, and Kristen Wiig, which makes him THE MOST PERFECT EVER.

I also don't think I'm alone when I say that I would gladly perform this ridiculous song if it meant I got to be naked with Jon Hamm:

And now, in GIF form, more reasons why we love Jon Hamm:

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(Lead Photo: WENN)