Jon Gosselin Says He’d Film With Kate Again, So What Precisely Is He Smoking?

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Jon Gosselin Says He d Film With Kate Again  So What Precisely Is He Smoking  Kate Gosselin shaking her head GIF gifYou guys remember Jon Gosselin, right? Eight kids, balding, hates his ex-wife Kate Gosselin, DJs middle school dances, wears Ed Hardy? (‘No’ is a very acceptable answer as well. Almost more acceptable.) Well he says he’s ready to get back on television with Kate now any time we’re ready.

WHICH IS INSANE BEHAVIOR. Because the only thing that Jon has said in every interview since he and Kate divorced and stopped filming Jon & Kate Plus 8 is how bad being on camera was for his family. And how much he hated his ex-wife. And how mad he was at his ex-wife for damaging his family by letting their lives be filmed on camera. No matter what he was talking about, it all came back to those two things: Kate bad, camera bad. And Jon good, presumably,

But now Jon not good! Because he’s backtracking on everything he said he believed in, by revealing to Life & Style that he wants to open up this whole can of worms YET AGAIN!

“I would consider appearing on Couples Therapy with Kate. We’re divorced, but why can’t we co-parent?”

PAUSE. Why can’t we co-parent? Really?!?! Maybe because you hate the mother of your children so much that you called her ‘a piece of shit‘ and ‘an asshole‘ so publicly that your kids are one thousand percent gonna see that one day soon. But sure, tell me more about how you guys should bring your animosity back to our television sets:

“I was thinking Kate and I could do a televised sit-down with a doctor and work out our differences, because our kids are suffering.”

Girl no. Your kids aren’t suffering, your bank account is. And you wanting to get back on TV with a woman you admittedly hate couldn’t be a clearer indicator of that. I see you, Jon Gosselin, hypocrisy and all.

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