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Johnny Depp, What Are You Wearing?

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(We've taken a break from our popular*, award winning** column, “Michael Pitt, What Are You Wearing” to address the sartorial decisions of Johnny Depp.)

Here is a play-by-play of Johnny Depp getting dressed in the morning:

• Johnny Depp removes his nightgown, which is what all men wear to sleep in France.

• Johnny Depp puts on a black sock.

• Johnny Depp puts on a striped sock.

• Johnny Depp puts on a pair of boxer briefs.

• Johnny Depp puts on an undershirt.

• Johnny Depp puts on a t-shirt.

• Johnny Depp puts on a second t-shirt over the first t-shirt.

• Johnny Depp puts on a third t-shirt, but this t-shirt is ripped so you can see the second t-shirt.

• Johnny Depp puts on a Navajo-print vest.

• Johnny Depp realizes that he isn't wearing pants and he takes this opportunity to plays air guitar to “Brown Sugar.”

• Johnny Depp smells a pair of jeans; rejects them for being too clean; puts on a different pair of jeans.

• Johnny Depp takes a pair of scissors to his jeans.

• Johnny Depp considers his jewelry collection.

• Johnny Depp puts on a necklace.

• Johnny Depp puts on a necklace.

• Johnny Depp puts on a necklace.

• Johnny Depp puts on a necklace.

• Johnny Depp puts on a necklace.

• Johnny Depp puts on a necklace.

• Johnny Depp puts on a necklace.

• Johnny Depp puts on a necklace.

• Johnny Depp puts on a necklace.

• Johnny Depp puts on a fedora.

• Johnny Depp puts on a wallet chain.

• Johnny Depp puts on a ring.

• Johnny Depp puts on a bomber jacket.

• Johnny Depp puts on his tinted glasses.

• Johnny Depp goes back to bed.

(Photo via Just Jared)

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