John Stamos and Johnny Knoxville Had Dinner This Weekend and I Have so Many Questions
John Stamos was out to dinner this weekend in West Hollywood, which would ordinarily be a non-event, but a paparazzi snapped some photos of John and “a friend” exiting the restaurant (note: the “friend” is Johnny Knoxville, who I guess isn't famous enough to be recognized) and things got weird. Yes, even weirder than John Stamos and Johnny Knoxville hanging out. Apparently, the paparazzi and some other guy (who I've learned is Yeyha from Jimmy Kimmel Live! — the joys of internet research.) basically got into a fight right in front of Stamos while he was trying to sign autographs for his adoring fans, and Stamos desperately wanted to quit that bitch and high tail it out of there. See the photo in all its glory here: And some more photos here:
I have so many questions. First of all, what happened to Johnny Knoxville? How did he manage to escape so quickly and avoid this fight of epic proportions? And why were the two men fighting to begin with? Is this what happens when you're in the presence of the great beauty of John Stamos? Does his milkshake bring all the boys to the yard and force them to duke it out? Also, who gets autographs these days? If it were me, I'd whip out my phone to photograph this bizarre fight and also try and plead with John Stamos for a selfie, but that's just me.
So many questions.
(Photos: Splash News)