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Jessica Biel Pregnancy Rumors Make Me Think This Whole ‘Marriage’ To Justin Timberlake Might Be Real

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Jessica Biel attending Museum Of Modern Art film benefit for Tilda Swinton November 2013

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Well I'll be a monkey's estranged uncle! Looks like all those rumors about Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel breaking up aren't true. At least according to a new item on Blindgossip.com that alludes to Jessica Biel being pregnant. Sure, sure, it's a blind item so there's nothing confirmed. But as we discussed just a few weeks ago on this here site, they're surprisingly accurate. Especially when it comes to predicting pregnancies before everyone else. So let's run through it together and break it down, hint by hint.

He is a very talented multi-hyphenate. She is an actress. Together, they are one very good-looking (and very rich) couple. However, they haven’t been seen together much lately. Is their marriage in trouble? No. In fact, they will be announcing in the next couple of weeks… that she is pregnant with their first child! She is already showing, which explains why she has been avoiding the cameras lately. Congratulations to the happy couple!

1. Justin Timberlake's a very talented mutli-hypenate. Think of a profession and you can probably hyphen it on to his name. Off the top of my head, he's a child-star-boy-bander-runner-runner-SNL-host-noodle-head-survivor-performer-suit-and-tie-wearer.

2. Jessica Biel is an actress. Not the most famous one, but one nonetheless. I mean, she has an IMDB page. What more do you want from her? A hit movie? Stop being so horribly demanding. She's doing her best!

3. They are both good-looking human beings. Better than average I would say.

4. They haven't been seen together for months. Hence all the break-up rumors and all the statements coming from Reverend Camden's church on fidelity and trust.

5. There's no need for a five. I know you're already convinced and I know you're already debating what to get baby Timberbiel. May I suggest this fine puppet collection?

NSYNC puppets it's gonna be me music video

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