Jessica Biel Is Waiting For A SERIOUS Role Because She Is A SERIOUS Actress

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Jessica Biel is waiting for a SERIOUS role because she is a SERIOUS actress jessica biel pngDon’t you just love Jessica Biel; all cute and in love with Justin Timberlake? Well, the poor little lamb fancies herself a serious actress, and blames her non-career on the fact that there is no serious “material” in Hollywood, only slasher films and boobie flicks in an interview with Vogue. Oh, and she also compares herself to Lucille Ball, which hello? SLAP. Here’s what she had to say:

“The last year in this business has been harsh,” says Biel. “There’s no material. Nobody wants to make dramas. And that’s what we all want to do.” What is getting produced, she says, are “commercial movies—horror movies, big romantic comedies, and action movies. Those can be great, but you don’t want to do only those kinds of films. You can’t live on éclairs alone. You have to have a spinach salad every now and again.”
On her new film Valentine‘s Day: “I really get to play crazy,” she says gleefully. “A girl who has hit the wall with wanting to find a man. And I get to do some broad comedy; it’s a little Lucille Ball-esque.”

>>blank stare<<< I’m sorry, but she just doesn’t do anything at all for me. Seriously, if only actually had, you know, some talent to bring to Hollywood. I guess we wouldn’t hear her whinnying about lack of roles. Oh, and she also said some weird stuff about fashion:

“I like really überfeminine, classic-looking things mixed with something rougher around the edges. I’ve been looking at Rihanna a lot, checking her out. She’s got something going on that I am sort of craving a little bit.”

Oh, honey, I just BET you are craving you some Rihanna. Look, Jess, I’m sorry to tell you that you are completely delusional if you think there’s no any good material being handed around in Hollywood. There’s just no good material being handed to YOU, and the sooner you come to terms with the fact that you have little to no talent, the better.

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