Lindsay Lohan Suggests She And Jennifer Lawrence Do Thelma & Louise, Jen Bursts Out Laughing Into Her Pile Of Money
Lindsay Lohan must've smacked her head when she rear-ended that 18-wheeler while filming Liz & Dick, because on Friday she tweeted this questionable praise for her peer (I use that in only the loosest sense of the word) Jennifer Lawrence:
Jennifer Lawrence in “The Hunger Games” is genius. I want to do Thelma&Louise w/her but ala Natural Born Killers (style wise) 2 girls-2 guys
Of course LiLo is six months late to the Hunger Games party, but the real head-scratcher here is that she seems to think she could wind up on-screen alongside Jennifer. The only way that would happen is in some “Who Wore It Better?” segment, or maybe representing the opposite ends of the spectrum when it comes to celebrity wealth. It's kind of pathetic that Linds thinks she can tweet something like this and we'll all say, “Well sure, sweetie, that's the perfect project for you girls to tackle!” She's clearly just trying to raise her starpower by any means necessary, seeing as we currently associate her with the horrifying news that her dad has knocked up his ex Kate Major.
It's a good thing that Jennifer Lawrence doesn't have a Twitter, because then she doesn't have to awkwardly fend off LiLo's weird affections. She's got House at the End of the Street and Silver Linings Playbook coming out soon, then she's shooting her second movie in a row with last year's Sexiest Man Alive Bradley Cooper, then she's helming the sequels to two major franchises before 2014. Plus, she's actually talented and doesn't have time for this shit.
This is just embarrassing! It's not like it's some sweet, unexpected star pairing that could actually happen; LiLo has fucked up her life beyond any chance of being on Jen's level, and to pretend like she has a chance further illustrates how far she's fallen. You almost feel badly for her, until you consider how many chances she's had to revive her career and has just shit the bed over and over. Lindsay, try calling up Emma Roberts or Juno Temple—you know, girls who've done photo shoots with Tyler Shields, because that's exactly what your little pipe dream sounds like it's best suited for.
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