Someone Please Help Jennifer Lawrence Remove Her Lips From The Kardashians’ Asses

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What dirt do the Kardashians have on Jennifer Lawrence that would cause her to suck up to them so much? First she took a picture in bed with Kris Jenner, who apparently visited her as a birthday surprise, and now she has the audacity to compare the birth of Saint West to the birth of Princess Charlotte? How very dare she.

Marc Malkin from E! News recently interviewed Jennifer about her new movie Joy, and one of his questions he asked was about whether or not she’s seen pictures of Kim Kardashian’s newborn son.

If you’re close enough with the Kardashians that interviewers ask if you’ve seen pictures of their kids that haven’t been released to the public, you’re officially too close to the Kardashians. Let’s just use that as a marker for all celebrities from now on, okay?

Jennifer said that she hadn’t seen any pictures, but she added, “I’m so mad that they stole my baby name though—Saint Lawrence.” Okay, very funny. But the Kardashian talk is over now, right?

Wrong. Jennifer went on to talk about how excited she is about Saint’s arrival into the world, even going so far as to make that comparison:

“Oh, my God! It was like when Princess Kate was having a princess. I can’t wait for it to be 16 years from now, we’ll have a teenage princess. That’s just the same in America and we’ll have a little prince.”

No. Don’t. Bad J.Law. Very bad.

Yes, North West and Prince George were born around the same, and Saint and Charlotte weren’t far apart either. And I know this isn’t the first time people have called the Kardashians royalty. But if you absolutely must draw such a comparison, at least make it clear you don’t really think Kim Kardashian and Kate Middleton are on the same plane of existence. Even a simple “LOL JK” would do.

I know the Kardashians are always sticking their asses in our faces, Jennifer, but that doesn’t mean we have to kiss them.