Jennifer Lawrence Is A Homebody Who Misses Her Couch When Out, Is Also Now My Spirit Animal

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I've always known I have a celebrity spirit animal out there somewhere.  I always assumed it was Kate Winslet, but I now know that can't be true because I couldn't be partners in animal spirit with someone who is living the “Princess Banana-Hammock” episode of Friends in real life.  But thanks to this recent interview in Marie Claire, I am certain that Jennifer Lawrence fits the bill to be my soul mate:

“I don't like going out that much. I'm kind of an old lady. After it's 11, I'm like, ‘Don't these kids ever get tired?' When I'm out, I think about my couch. Like, ‘It would be awesome to be on it right now. I bet there's an episode of ‘Dance Moms' on. Am I missing a new episode of ‘Keeping Up with the Kardashians?' I'm just stressed by the idea of missing them.”

No wonder she was chosen as the “most desirable woman” by askmen.com!  This must be what men really want: a slightly introverted, slightly lazy homebody who panics about missing good TV while out and about with annoying friends at annoying bars.  Just. Like. ME.  I knew it.  It's only a matter of time before I'm deemed the “most desirable woman of Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania” you guys.

I love it that she's only 22, she's absolutely gorgeous, she'll probably have two Oscar noms locked up before her 23rd birthday, could probably have any life/man/woman/movie role she could ever want, and this is how she prefers to spend her time.

So the real question I have for Jennifer now is: which animal do you prefer?  Spirit cats?  Or is that too homebody, even for us?  How about spirit sloths?



(Lead photo: WENN)