Get Your Boners Ready For The First Picture Of Jennifer Lawrence As Mystique

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Jennifer Lawrence attending Cannes Film Festival May 2013I hope you guys are all sitting down with your manbits safely stowed, because the first picture of Jennifer Lawrence as Mystique in the upcoming movie X-Men: Days Of Future Past and it's…pretty fun to look at.

Sure, we've seen her as Mystique before, but that was before she got all the media attention during awards season this year, when every girl realized she wanted to be BFFs with her and every guy realized he wanted to be BFFs with her…Silver Linings Playbox. If you know what I mean. (VAGINA.) So now that she's the it girl of the week and the year and the ever, it's much more dazzling when she strips down to wild blue yonders and puts on those body scales, yellow contacts, and sweet red mullet.

The film's director, Bryan Singer, posted that photo on his Twitter a couple hours ago, and the internet has been looking at it ever since. I mean seriously, I'm not even a dude, and I'm like, “Damn girl, girl damn.” She's just got it going on. The stance, the bod, the eye contact. She is doing. it. right. And even if you don't care to be dazzled by J-Law's innate ‘better-than-you-at-life'-ness, there's apparently more information about the movie to be gained from this picture. I mean if you're into stuff like that.

This is only one in a series of photos that Bryan has been posting on-set, all of which prove that he is not messing around in the A-Listers department. The film's cast so far includes: Patrick Stewart and James McAvoy as Professor X, Michael Fassbender and Ian McKellan as Magneto, Anna Paquin as Rogue, Ellen Page as Kitty Pryde, Hugh Jackman as Wolverine, and Peter Dinklage (Tyrion Lannister from Game of Thrones) in an as-yet unannounced role. BONERS AT ATTENTION. Get psyched.

(Images: WENN.com / Twitter)