Jenna Dewan-Tatum Is Completely Naked In This Photo Aside From A Strategically Placed Puddle

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Another day, another naked celebrity photo shoot. I imagine Jenna Dewan-Tatum got some tips from her former stripper husband Channing Tatum before taking it all off for the new May issue of Allure magazine, which features multiple naked famous people, including Kristen Bell and Minnie Driver.

Do you think Jenna and Channing sat around the kitchen table with their baby daughter Everly and laid out a nakedness plan with blueprints and complicated codes determining the perfect angles? Did they watch Magic Mike on repeat? Did Jenna suggest something only to have Channing hold up his hand in protest and go, “Whoa whoa whoa, I'm the nakedness expert in this family. I know what I'm doing”? I'm going to pretend that's what happened. After all, Jenna tells the magazine Channing “was really on board with it,” because “He knows I'm very comfortable in my own skin.” Which surprises absolutely no one, because just look at her.

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(Photo: Carter Smith for Allure, via E!)

That is one very strategically placed puddle. What exactly is she supposed to be lying in? It's too shallow to be a pool or an ocean or a lake or even a bathtub. It looks kind of like her basement flooded so she turned on some red tinted light bulbs, threw off all her clothes, and just made herself comfortable. She's looking a little bit too comfortable, though, wouldn't you agree? Those eyelids are drooping very sleepily, and I don't think that left hand of hers is doing a very good job holding that head up. Please tell me she has a spotter there to make sure she doesn't drown.

This is just further proof that Jenna Dewan-Tatum will look stunning in any situation she's put in. Remember that Lifetime movie she was in where she played a prison inmate and looked like she was starring in a shampoo commercial the entire time? She's the living embodiment of “Life's not fair.” Thanks a lot, Jenna.