Jay-Z Refuses To Be Kanye’s Best Man, So Beyonce And Blue Ivy Are Probs Not Bridesmaids

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jay z kanye westIn what is probably earth-shattering news for Kim Kardashian and the entire E! network, Jay-Z has reportedly refused to be Kanye's best man in his upcoming nuptials to Kim Kardashian this spring.  Weirdly enough, the idea of being a best man in a monstrosity of epic proportions wedding that will most likely be televised for millions of people doesn't thrill him.  Crazy!

A “pal” of the Kardashians says not only is Jay-Z not feeling it, but you can count out his whole family too:

“Jay agreed initially but had one condition – under no circumstances can there be any reality TV shows filming him, his wife Beyoncé or daughter Blue Ivy during the ceremony.  The thought of popping up in KUWTK mortifies Beyoncé.”

The thought of Kim and Kris hearing that their show “mortifies” Queen B and their subsequent reactions is enough of a mental image to make me ROTFMAO.  In fairness to the Carter/Knowles clan, they really have crafted a certain unattainable public image, which is nothing short of A+++ list (my official, personal celebrity list-ranking skills are way above par, I know).  Reality television/sex tapes/multiple marriages/Kris Jenner are all things Beyoncé, Jay, and baby Blue are just a tad too good for, if you ask me.  I don't care how many of Tina Knowles' birthday parties Kris gets invited to, either.

So all of this begs the question: Which famewhore will be the best man?  Scott Disick?  Justin Bieber?  Adele Dazeem?  Only time will tell.

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