Jay-Z May Have Bought One Of The Khaleesi’s Dragon Eggs For Beyonce, Because Duh

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Jay Z May Have Bought One Of The Khaleesi s Dragon Eggs For Beyonce  Because Duh Game of Thrones where are my dragons gif


Today in extravagant celebrity gift news, Jay-Z may have purchased one of the dragon eggs from the early days of Game of Thrones to give to his wife Beyonce. I say he “may have” because, while this rumor comes from the mother of dragons herself, Emilia Clarke, she’s not totally sure about it. I believe it, though. I mean, what else do you get for the woman who has everything, including a bedazzled ass crack?

Here’s what Emilia said about the eggs in a recent interview with Harper’s Bazaar.

“Apparently Jay Z bought one for Beyoncé, or something. I don’t know.”

Thanks for the certainty, Khaleesi. Are you sure you’re the real Emilia Clarke and not Kristen Wiig pretending to be you? You sure? Okay, I’ll take your word for it, just like I’ll take your word for this being totes true and totes not surprising.

What is surprising is that not even Emilia herself owns one of the eggs, because as she says, they’re “really, really, really expensive and they are really fucking heavy and serious works of art.” Beyonce gets to have a dragon egg, but not Daenerys Targaryen herself? Well, that’s just not fair. Does Beyonce even watch Game of Thrones, or is she just the modern-day equivalent of Veruca Salt, screaming for a golden egg even though she just found out they existed two seconds ago?

Jay Z May Have Bought One Of The Khaleesi s Dragon Eggs For Beyonce  Because Duh Veruca Salta dont want to share them gif


I can’t wait for Snoop Dogg to hear this blessed news. You know he’s going to be running over to Jay-Z and Beyonce’s house thinking it’s a natural history museum. “Where are the unicorn horns?” he’ll ask. “And what about the hippogriff talons? The centaur hooves? Well, I hope you’re keeping those eggs warm. Would you like me to sit on one for a while?”

Never have I ever been so excited to connect two related stories on the same day. Thanks, Snoop and Emilia!