The Real Housewives Of New Jersey: Teresa Giudice Picks A Fight On The Napa Road Trip From Hell

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When we catch up with The Real Housewives of New Jersey, The women are getting ready for their road trip to Napa while their respective husbands tell them that they’re packing too much. Literally every husband is like, “Babe, you’re packing too much.” Guys just don’t get it. WE NEED OPTIONS! We can’t just pack what we need! That’s crazy talk! Melissa Gorga mentions that she is worried about Hurricane Irene interrupting the flow of the trip and making their travels a little rougher. Could this looming hurricane be a metaphor for the insane shit-storm that is going to erupt on this trip? I feel like all hell is going to break loose. Hurricane Jersey, coming their way.

Meanwhile the Manzo boys (and my favorite Greggy Bennet) are talking to Albie Manzo’s girlfriend, Lindsey about the possibility of her moving into the apartment. Um what? How long have they been dating? Ugh, I wish I could warn them. Anyone I have ever know who moved in with each other before an engagement ended up hating each and fighting over who gets the TV. No good. Caroline Manzo is not going to be too happy about this, but according to Albie, there’s no issue with that as long as he’s happy.

As the doofuses known as the Real Housewives of New Jersey cast make their way to Pittsburgh and then to Houston, and then finally to San Francisco, we get extra special glimpses into the lives of these people. Including but not limited to—Joe Gorga peeing, Teresa Giudice having diarrhea, and Joe Giudice being an idiot. Listening to these boneheads on a big bus talking about Indian reservations and the difference between East and West makes it almost too easy for me to call them ignorant and stupid. To make matters even better, they decide to Google a bull and a cow mating. Why? I don’t even know what else to say, but why? Although, I’m not sure I should even be talking because that sounds like something my friends and I would do.

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