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Is Destiny’s Child going to copy the Spice Girls and reunite?

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destinys-child.pngOh babies. OH NO. There's a rumor going 'round these parts that Destiny's Child is going to get back together, you know, like the Spice Girls. This can only mean ONE THING, my friends – yup, you guessed it! More of Mama Beyonce's “designs!”

Here, take a looksee. First, we've got the whole cavewoman thing going on:

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More fantastic Mama Beyonce designs after the jump:

Next, we've got something that reminds me of those safety vests the people wear on the highway:
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A salute to our North American sisterhood:
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Study in green:
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Blue sequined hot pants; a must-have for every girl:
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They all just looked pissed in this picture:
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And yes, these outfits are too much jelly for me. Too much GRAPE jelly.
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We can only hope that Mama Beyonce has graduated beyond running wildly down the aisles of Joanne's Fabrics just grabbing anything that's shiny to something more classy.