‘Haylor’ And ‘Jelena’ Go On A Snowy Double Date; Teenage Minds Everywhere Explode
It's like the four horsemen of the Apocalypse: Justin Bieber, Selena Gomez, Taylor Swift and Harry Styles have all been spotted at a snowy, romantic lodge in Utah. Haylor + Jelena? Can the simple Mormon state of Utah handle this kind of mind-blowing energy?
While only a few photos exist as mediocre proof of this double date, I have to believe it's true. Jelena just can't be apart for the holidays, and far be it from Haylor to let any other couple revel in media attention. Both Justin and Selena flew home separately though, allegedly spending the holidays with their respective families.
That's so weird, isn't it? That Selena Gomez would fly home to spend Christmas with her family and not immediately start house-hunting for homes in every single one of Justin Bieber's tour stops? I mean now that they're “back together”, you'd think she'd want to clinch that shit up. She obviously learned nothing during her holiday with Taylor Swift. If you want to keep/impress/terrify your teenage boyfriend, you purchase property near his childhood home and turn it into your own personal doily.
While I have my own personal countdown to Haylor's publicity stunt/break-up in 2013, I hope Jelena can work it out. Because as obnoxious as Justin Bieber or Selena Gomez may be individually, they're probably the least vomit-inducing young couple in Hollywood at the moment.
I have a feeling I'm going to regret I wrote that when the paparazzi catch them wearing matching Hammer pants.